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LoadingA satirical AI-coding idle game: tap prompts, ship diffs, survive the incidents, and take your agents to IPO.
Merge Conflict is a one-screen idle game about the gap between shipping fast and staying up. Tap PROMPT to ship diffs, hire agents from Intern to Staff Agent, and watch bug debt pile up against your reliability capacity. The Confidence Dial trades output for incident risk - Careful, Normal or YOLO - and every incident freezes production while your uptime multiplier slides. Contracts pay temporary multipliers, eight story beats pace the road from garage to IPO, and three endings reward how you balance speed against stability. Bank Investors on a new company, spend them on permanent modifiers, then race a daily sprint or a weekly seeded run. English and Simplified Chinese, no ads, no purchases, and the satirical feed blames the process, never people.
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