Nether Brewmaster

A cast-iron basin of lava, a brewing stand above it, a stone-brick cellar in the Nether. You are the brewer. **The loop** — take an empty bottle off the shelf, dip it in the water cauldron, set it on one of the stand's three sockets, then drag an ingredient out of the enormous chest onto the dish on top. The lava roars up, bubbles climb, and all three bottles transform at once. Water → nether wart → awkward potion → effect ingredient → the real thing. Redstone extends, glowstone enhances, gunpowder makes it splash, and a fermented spider eye corrupts something good into something nasty. **The recipes are real** — all 45 potions and 77 recipes transcribed straight from the Minecraft Wiki's Brewing page, edge cases included: enhanced Swiftness and Leaping cannot be corrupted, redstone drops an enhanced potion back to extended, dragon's breath only works on splash. A searchable recipe book draws every entry's full chain back to a water bottle. **Three villagers** — Brother Balthazar is tall and thin in a purple robe and speaks as though reciting a prophecy. Miss Feather is perfectly round, in little round glasses, and talks at twice the legal speed. Big Gorm is a lovely idiot with a caterpillar unibrow and a two-word vocabulary. Fill their orders, collect emeralds. **Get it wrong** — and they drink it anyway. Then they inflate into a balloon, turn green, vanish, float up to the ceiling, char to a crisp, or explosively grow arms. 24 different disaster animations, every one worth seeing once. **The village noticeboard** — sign in and it shows the aggregate across every brewer: the signature potion, the most popular customer, the most common disaster, and what percentile your score sits in. Your workshop saves to your account too. Plain HTML/CSS/JS, no build step, not one external image — the lava, the flames, the glassware, the villagers and all 23 ingredient icons are drawn procedurally in canvas, and the sound is synthesised live with WebAudio. English and 中文.