Office Defense

It is 8:50 pm. Workstations on the right, the time clock on the left. Thirty-seven workers have packed their bags and are walking toward that machine one step at a time. Let a single one reach it and the level is over. You play the boss, and your weapons are office supplies. The stapler fires down the lane. The coffee machine produces caffeine, this game's economy. The shredder sits with its mouth open and waits. The air conditioning freezes the corridor to sixteen degrees, the projector starts a slide deck the whole row has to stand and watch to the end, and the boss's portrait on the wall makes everybody look busy. The other side is no pushover: the briefcase shield, the vendor whose laptop frontal shots cannot get through, the yoga-ball cushion that bounces clean over your line, the programmer in noise-cancelling headphones who is deaf to every sound-based control, and the cleaning lady who simply picks up your robot vacuum and carries it away. 25 levels across four floors: the lobby, the open plan, the night-shift server room where caffeine no longer falls from the sky, and the roof, where wind blows your staples off course. Conveyor belt, water-cooler bowling, whack-a-mole and survival stages break up the run, and it ends on a four-phase boss — Old Chen, union leader, under a banner reading NO MORE OVERTIME. He plants the flag, sweeps, air-drops picket signs, calls a strike that stops your fire, and scatters labour-law leaflets that turn your own supplies against you. Plus endless overtime mode, a daily challenge, and 62 bad jokes to collect. Sign in for the company-wide daily report: the share of bosses your capitalist index beats, the most-used supply, the level the world is stuck on, and a job title that grows with you. No image or audio assets. 31 supplies, 31 workers, the boss and every background are drawn in canvas2d vector code; all sound and four BGM tracks are synthesised live with WebAudio. Plain ES modules, no build step. English and 中文.